One of the Better Spam Emails I’ve Received

August 23, 2007 – 2:47 pm

I received a five word email today with a link pasted at the bottom. Here are the five words:

Hello krimmel
Enlarge Your Penis!

Isn’t that priceless? I read it more like, “Hey Krimmel, Clean Up Your Room!” Or maybe, “Hey Krimmel, Do Your Homework!” There’s no convincing here. This guy isn’t trying to make me feel insecure or tell me how much the ladies would enjoy it if I decided to take his pills. He’s cutting the bullshit, getting right to the point.

As far as spam emails go, I got a kick out of this one.

  1. 2 Responses to “One of the Better Spam Emails I’ve Received”

  2. I got a similar one:

    “Hello griffith
    Become the ultimate pleasure machine, women will love it”

    By Adam on Aug 24, 2007 at 1:33 am

  3. most of the spam emails that I receive have something relating to porn, viagra or male enhancement of some sort…. but none has been so damn plain and undecorated.
    But I was wondering did it create a reaction from you….
    I have received so many of these that now I am looking into marketing some of these enhancement products….(not thru spam of course).

    By James on Jan 8, 2008 at 8:06 pm

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