Archive for September, 2008

I Am Hercules

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

The other night I was brushing my teeth before going to bed, and in mid-stroke, *snap*, my toothbrush broke in half. Is that awesome or what? The part that was particularly startling was that it didn't hurt my teeth or gums at all. It's not like I was pressing down ...

No Beer Until I Break 200 Pounds

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

I have made a promise to myself that I will not drink another bottle of beer until I weigh less than 200 pounds. I just got on the scale right now, after dinner and some ice cream for dessert, and the reading came back as 206.8 lbs. Wolfe's Wii Fit ...

A Telephone Pet Peeve of Mine

Monday, September 15th, 2008

I don't know why this bothers me so much, but I absolutely hate it when someone calls me, and after me saying "Hello", they respond with "Who's this?". I hate that. I can't begin to explain just how much I dislike that. I know, I may sound unreasonable. And maybe I'm ...